Well, we've established that I am the kind of person that can wander around unattended, wearing broken sunglasses and muttering to herself.
I am also the kind of person who is small-talk impaired. I have a painfully limited repertoire of handy phrases to trot out and am basically programmed like a Furby doll to say the same lame things over and over whenever I am passing by coworkers.
For instance, here is what I say Monday -Thursday:
Coworker, traveling in opposite direction: "How you doin'?"
Me: Head tilt. Pretend to scroll through inner list of important and overwhelming daily activities. Sigh. "Hangin' in there!!" (Brave smile)
Here is what I'm implying:
Friday is a little different. On Friday, it goes like this:
Coworker: "How you doin'?"Sometimes I stir things up a little, just to keep it fresh. Then I say, "Hey, you know. You do what you have to do."
Me: "Hey, it's Friday!!!"
I am pretending I have something different going on during the weekend than during the week, such as a social life. Also there is an unspoken finger-gun gesture here, in the tradition of guys with plaid sport jackets and gold chains.
I don't really know what this means.
Fortunately no one is ever actually listening to me as they travel by. I think some kind of a memo went out.
Anyway..............Hey, it's Friday!! (imaginary finger-gun)