Monday, February 08, 2010
She Does Not Have the Diarrhea. (Or so she claims.)
A Poem for Erin
She does not have the diarrhea
It merely was a tiny tootle
"Blame it on my diet, see the
cabbage soup is really brutal."
She's skinny now ("I read my labels!")
Red meat, white bread, candy, Coke,
All are banned from Erin's table,
"Aspartame is not a joke."
Her greatest love is Jeremiah
Ben Folds might be # 2,
"If not for Maxine, Rose, Elijah,
Olivia is Darling too."
Erin wonders why the waiter
Seems to hate her, she's perplexed,
Erin wonders how it works
When ugly people have the sex.
"I'm a blogger, I'm a dork,
I've had some visits from the stork",
Her scarves and hats are loved by all,
er...Jeremiah's pretty tall.
"I do not have the diarrhea,
It merely was a tiny fart",
Writing this was her idea,
Writing this came from my heart.
(Love ya, Erin. So......when do I get that cool owl pillow? We don't really need to wait for any other entries do we? Jeremiah? Are you with me?)