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Reminds me of those Shape Ups. My gramma bought me...

2011-06-11T11:54:35.424-07:00

Reminds me of those Shape Ups. My gramma bought me a pair as a going-away-to-college present last year. The box not only contained magic shoes, but it included your very own Introduction to the Shape Ups Cult Kit. You relearn how to walk and eat and work out, as well as how to stand in front of the mirror and convince yourself you don't miss the last half of your paycheck. If you're ever wondering how a dumb pair of shoes can be $140 at Ross, just remember that you "can't put a pricetag on a new way of life." And also that the packaging probably takes of $50 of the $140. But anyways, thanks gramma for the shoes. And LOL for the post!

I love your blog, but where are you lately????? N...

2011-04-14T14:30:34.164-07:00

I love your blog, but where are you lately????? No recent postings (I check each and every day, alas, no post!) and I am sure I am not alone in saying that your humour is missed!!!! Please keep on posting!! Love from Ontario, Canada. Nancy

LOL - I can just imagine it all. I gave it a try t...

2011-04-12T03:20:09.494-07:00

LOL - I can just imagine it all. I gave it a try the other day and I can't do it anymore. Time to start practicing!

I sort of want to marry your son, only I've no...

2011-04-03T12:12:43.262-07:00

I sort of want to marry your son, only I've no idea how old he is and I'm 18 so it might be a bit pedophilic, and the marriage would be a sham because I would only be doing it to be close to you.

Enlightening! ;^) Hope all is well in your hula-ho...

2011-03-08T12:38:32.416-08:00

Enlightening!
;^)
Hope all is well in your hula-hooping world...
Have you gone off and joined one of those communes?
;^0

girls gone wild in suburbia with wild hooping. Gre...

2011-02-17T18:15:29.932-08:00

girls gone wild in suburbia with wild hooping.
Great description -
Now to do that with 2 feet of snow on the ground would be even better.

I just came across your blog--looks fun! I'm a...

2011-02-11T00:21:08.868-08:00

I just came across your blog--looks fun! I'm a new follower. :)

ShanimalCrackers.blogspot.com

How did I miss this post, and how do be this funny...

2011-02-10T11:04:22.200-08:00

How did I miss this post, and how do be this funny and not explode? I was blog hopping last night and ended up on the page of what appeared to be a fascinating seamstress artist, but who also is in the flaming hoop of fire dance demographic. I was mesmerized and afraid. Thanks immeasurably for the huge laugh this morning. Hope you haven't injured yourself hooping.

Laughed myself sick. You are one crazy broad. Brin...

2011-02-09T18:34:48.993-08:00

Laughed myself sick. You are one crazy broad. Bring your hula hoop over here to Chicago. We need your kind. xx

Hope the pooping is going well.

I do need anything that promises to help with poop...

2011-01-27T21:06:21.660-08:00

I do need anything that promises to help with pooping.

Sorry, but, just being honest here.

Listen to Nova. Dead cat swinging might be the ne...

2011-01-27T08:25:37.911-08:00

Listen to Nova. Dead cat swinging might be the next big thing. What if you swung a flaming dead cat?!?

I could sell prefabricated dead cat swinging kits, a dvd and make a fortune.

I'm a hippie and I can't hula hoop either....

2011-01-26T04:24:48.346-08:00

I'm a hippie and I can't hula hoop either. My son can, and his secret is not gyrating. It's a slight front-back motion. We have a friend who hoops for money. She's awesome. Actually, she's all over youtube, but I can't remember her stage name. But while I was looking for her, I came across a hoop dancer from Cirque de Soleil. I bet that's the one that made you super obsessed with hooping. I don't think she's human.

If you want to be a dirty hippie, just get a ferre...

2011-01-25T18:09:38.296-08:00

If you want to be a dirty hippie, just get a ferret. That's so much easier.

@steamy- Gun with a 'g' totally ruins the ...

2011-01-24T20:57:15.338-08:00

@steamy- Gun with a 'g' totally ruins the alliteration.

I think someone with a dart dun may be the only way I actually keep this damn hoop up.

As soon as I'm done with it your wasps are getting the water slide of their lives. Water slide of their deaths.

dart GUN. dart gun. g.

2011-01-24T20:33:08.464-08:00

dart GUN. dart gun. g.

You've got to mean BUSINESS to have your own p...

2011-01-24T18:48:44.344-08:00

You've got to mean BUSINESS to have your own portable hula hoop. I'm pretty sure if someone gave that to me the first thing I'd do it assemble it in wavy back and forth line instead of a circle and then use it as a crazy straw. Or dart dun for bushmen with aim apathy. Or a waterslide for my wasps.

@nova- I lived across the river from a hippie comm...

2011-01-24T18:28:34.322-08:00

@nova- I lived across the river from a hippie commune when I was growing up. Nudist hippies. In teepees.
But sadly, no hoops.
I think you secretly love them. Hoops, not nudists. Probably.

@you're lucky -- Big Top Cupcake?? I NEED ONE! ( I didn't know it existed until you told me, but that does not in any way lessen how crucial a giant cupcake has become. )

@Missyvonne - You're just going to show me up again, aren't you Miss Y? I'll be all proud and twirly, and then, BOOM,there you are with your triple hoops and awesome regularity. I'm not falling for that again.

@megs - I'm picturing you, in the dark, working away at your shake weight. I bet it is working, oh yes I do.

@skylersdad-- All hail King Hooper Pooper! Your crown's in the mail.

@venom - What I have on my son would never fit on a posterboard. He's twelve. Everything is embarrassing.

@mandy - maybe a tutorial....Hooping the Vic Way. Hmmm.

@Jules - Can we wearing matching dreads and flare-leg yoga pants? You wear the belly shirt, though. You have better abs than me. I'll wear the parka.

I'm going to buy one too. Then I'm going t...

2011-01-24T16:30:44.328-08:00

I'm going to buy one too. Then I'm going to come visit you and we can make up a routine and do it together like people did in middle school!

Time for a video blog!

2011-01-24T11:19:01.020-08:00

Time for a video blog!

O.M.G. You'd better hope that your son is not...

2011-01-24T10:15:21.384-08:00

O.M.G.
You'd better hope that your son is not videotaping this so that he can use it as a counter measure against embarrassing childhood photos when you make up that big poster board collage a few days ahead of his wedding.

Gotta go, I have to... hoop.

I was hoop-pooping long before it was considered c...

2011-01-24T09:51:53.135-08:00

I was hoop-pooping long before it was considered cool, I just wanted to go on record with that little fact.

First of all, the shake weight is kind of awesome....

2011-01-24T09:29:20.605-08:00

First of all, the shake weight is kind of awesome. I only use it in the dark, but still...it's working.

Also, now I kind of want a hoop.

Hooping helps you poop?? I think I'll try it....

2011-01-24T08:08:35.431-08:00

Hooping helps you poop?? I think I'll try it. And I will totally put a video up on YouTube of me doing it if you do, Vic. Hooping I mean. Not pooping. Because gross.

thanks for adding Hoopnotica to my growing list of...

2011-01-24T08:05:48.341-08:00

thanks for adding Hoopnotica to my growing list of useless shit. it will go right behind Big Top Cupcake, but before the Fluidity Bar.

the Shakeweight didn't make it on my list. even i have to draw the line somewhere.

Don't even turn into one of those. I live on V...

2011-01-23T23:24:10.308-08:00

Don't even turn into one of those. I live on Vancouver Island, aka "home of all hippies". You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a hippie in a flaming hula hoop. It's been done. Just be your rad blogger self.