Comments on What Were You Thinking?: Me and Sideshow Betty Will Be Shaping the Youth of...

Would it be terribly disloyal of me to say that, e...

2010-05-27T17:46:21.271-07:00

Would it be terribly disloyal of me to say that, even though I don't know her and am never likely to meet her, I love your TA?

Truly.

Why is she not on TV for the masses to enjoy?

Maybe you could talk her into starting a blog?

I promise I'll only follow her covertly.

Please Vic? Do it for me?

Maybe if you put the anti-seizure meds on Timer...

2010-05-15T06:00:12.955-07:00

Maybe if you put the anti-seizure meds on Timer's head she would slow down enough to stop talking. And scratching.

Also, I thought I was the only one left who remembered Timer!

OMG, how could it be: your Betty sounds EXACTLY li...

2010-05-14T13:07:02.219-07:00

OMG, how could it be: your Betty sounds EXACTLY like me, had I been a teacher's aide!...except for the boob thing and the splits. BUT I would pick my panties out of my ass. SO keep the gel away from me.

You are just plain awesome!

You are perfection personified. Adore

2010-05-13T10:12:01.999-07:00

You are perfection personified. Adore

NANNY CAM. Make it happen.

2010-05-12T13:56:47.371-07:00

NANNY CAM.

Make it happen.

I can't eat an apple now and not think about t...

2010-05-12T10:43:41.376-07:00

I can't eat an apple now and not think about that woman !! You really cracked me up here ....:-)

Ohmygoodness. This is hilarious stuff! I had a ...

2010-05-09T19:52:25.833-07:00

Ohmygoodness. This is hilarious stuff! I had a student teacher once who was about as helpful. And I can't imagine having to do that "medical" stuff! yuck! I teach first grade and it's tough enough as it is!

I'm giggling madly trying to imagine an actual...

2010-05-09T17:17:20.131-07:00

I'm giggling madly trying to imagine an actual person shaped like the Time for Timer guy. I loved that guy. "It's like a wagon wheel!"

That was when TV was good.

Keep an eye out for other teachers who are going a...

2010-05-09T07:56:06.941-07:00

Keep an eye out for other teachers who are going around smelling their fingers, your new Frankenhooker might be one of them.

Chin up babe, summer's almost here.

Maybe you could get the assistant to apply the ana...

2010-05-08T11:01:38.395-07:00

Maybe you could get the assistant to apply the anal gel, you know with her love of soft core porn and all.

Next time she does the splits, maybe you could sli...

2010-05-07T20:52:59.729-07:00

Next time she does the splits, maybe you could slip her a little of that gel. See what happens.

Hmmm... so you're finally going to be the crac...

2010-05-07T17:02:10.481-07:00

Hmmm... so you're finally going to be the crack educator all teachers aspire toward becoming? Perhaps a career in proctology wouldn't have been so bad after all.

I'm thinking if beautiful, young teachers such...

2010-05-07T11:12:48.619-07:00

I'm thinking if beautiful, young teachers such as yourself are ordered to apply anal gel to students having seizures, then a lot of teenage boys are going how to learn to fake one just to say they "made out" with you. LOL!

Sorry about Betty. I'm feeling your pain over here. Laughing, but feeling your pain nonetheless.

I'm sorry, but if it were me that kid would ju...

2010-05-07T11:09:08.999-07:00

I'm sorry, but if it were me that kid would just have to go ahead and seize himself to death. Hell to the no. I don't even want to touch my own anus. I have a teenage son. I do his laundry and therefore know just how bad boys are at the whole wiping thoroughly thing.

"I hanker for a hunka...a slice, or slab or c...

2010-05-07T10:15:36.721-07:00

"I hanker for a hunka...a slice, or slab or chunka...I hanker for a hunk of cheese! Yahoo!"

No, TV isn't my closest friend, why do you ask? (*covers cable box's ears*)

This is wrong and sick, but you have to admit that...

2010-05-07T09:46:19.009-07:00

This is wrong and sick, but you have to admit that deep down you are hoping for a seizure so that you have a real anus gel and sideshow betty story to tell and remember forever. Just one, but one nonetheless.

So...she's totally encouraging them to read! ...

2010-05-07T07:53:41.504-07:00

So...she's totally encouraging them to read! That's awesome!

And drink economically! Also awesome. This is probably a much more relevant lesson for kids about to go off to college than whatever you were trying to convince them was so important.

Maybe you and your new assistant could end up in a...

2010-05-07T07:45:50.807-07:00

Maybe you and your new assistant could end up in a sharing, caring relationship, where you both learn something valuable from one another. Then you can write a best seller about it that will be turned into a Lifetime movie.

"The Boob Itcher and Me."

Wait...if they get rid of the school nurse, where ...

2010-05-07T07:41:24.747-07:00

Wait...if they get rid of the school nurse, where will an entire generation of teenaged girls go when they want to get of gym class by telling the oblivious male teacher that they're having "female problems" (ie, I want to go take a nap in the nurse's office instead of playing team handball...or was that just me?)?

Why did they have a ... "helper" in the ...

2010-05-07T07:39:55.389-07:00

Why did they have a ... "helper" in the first place? Where did she come from? What does the anal gel do? SO MANY QUESTIONS

Aside from the obvious reasons (it's disgustin...

2010-05-07T05:06:52.061-07:00

Aside from the obvious reasons (it's disgusting), this anal gel business is not a good idea. I mean, what if some seizure kid claims that when you were administering the gel to his or her asshole, you slipped a finger in. They could claim asshole rape.

As for your new sidekick: She sounds like an absolute treat. Aside from the splits and buying liquor at Wal-Mart, (Since when do they sell liquor? I buy mine at a discount warehouse like all the other swanky, well-to-do people.)I can see myself doing or saying all the things she did on your list. Reason #5 why I should never be a teacher.

I found you through Studio 30 Plus and I am so gla...

2010-05-07T04:31:52.036-07:00

I found you through Studio 30 Plus and I am so glad I did. I am LOLOLOLing over here.

anal gel? bipolar Timers who love soft core porn and do the splits sporadically? It does not get much better than this!

That makes me pee my pants.

2010-05-07T03:35:18.819-07:00

That makes me pee my pants.

In my state, the nurses have TAUGHT us how to inje...

2010-05-07T03:24:17.848-07:00

In my state, the nurses have TAUGHT us how to inject students in the arse in they are convulsing, but the Teachers' Union says NO. But in discussions you hear teachers say, "But if it's happening in your classroom, what else are you going to do? Of course you'll do it!"

Um...NOT THIS teacher....

And really. Is a pedophiliac Michael Jackson joke ALL that bad in the middle of a test that I'm sure was NOT about Michael Jackson OR pop culture??

Come on. Bipolar people need alcohol too.

And so do high school students.

I'm always amazed at the stupidity of a collec...

2010-05-07T02:51:36.971-07:00

I'm always amazed at the stupidity of a collective body of elected representatives. The whole is less than the sum of the parts.

Hey, and now you have a helper averaging you out...