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If I thought it wasn't too late, and if I had ...

2010-06-21T17:53:50.089-07:00

If I thought it wasn't too late, and if I had your address, I would mail you a red pen on a string that you could wear around your neck and would never ever roll under the couch.

Hi, I just stumbled upon your blog. Love it. Thank...

2010-06-06T19:10:11.732-07:00

Hi, I just stumbled upon your blog. Love it. Thanks for the laugh!

Hope you've been enjoying MANY well-deserved m...

2010-06-05T13:56:21.280-07:00

Hope you've been enjoying MANY well-deserved margaritas by now!!!
;^)

I can't wait till it's summer and you can ...

2010-06-01T17:35:27.069-07:00

I can't wait till it's summer and you can pay attention to ME and not your stupid students.

And I think you're not giving cottage cheese it's due. It seems like a pretty intelligent substance to me.

My sister had a student who ate two full tubes of ...

2010-06-01T09:00:44.537-07:00

My sister had a student who ate two full tubes of toothpaste in her English class. He was in 11th grade. She had to call poison control and apologize to his parents for him being a dumbass. Because Vic, she was SUPPOSED to be curing that.

If only I'd had a teacher like you, Vic! I mig...

2010-05-27T17:33:09.790-07:00

If only I'd had a teacher like you, Vic! I might have attended more lessons.

Maybe. As long as I didn't have to sit next to Jeremy.

Although, I really like you and I really like your blog ... so maybe I would've just done the kindest thing and skipped school like usual. And then read your posts telling the entire blogosphere about the ungrateful, unpromising slacker-brat who was too busy riding around in stolen cars with dubious characters called Clive to attend your well-prepared classes.

Yeah, I could've been postworthy.

Was it a cooked cockroach? Because I once took my ...

2010-05-22T13:43:10.845-07:00

Was it a cooked cockroach? Because I once took my son to this library sponsored thing that I thought was about bugs but turned out to be about eating bugs.
And in the end we both ended up eating a bug. But there were no margaritas to wash it down.

Vic, I wish I'd had you for a teacher. Stumble...

2010-05-20T19:05:58.795-07:00

Vic, I wish I'd had you for a teacher.
Stumbled!!

Whoever thought of televising "The Dirt"...

2010-05-20T06:23:03.366-07:00

Whoever thought of televising "The Dirt" is a genius. By today's standards.

Hang in there honey. At least your cats provide comic relief.

I miss you, just so you know.

Great great post. I can't wait for the margar...

2010-05-19T21:02:20.501-07:00

Great great post. I can't wait for the margaritas! Also, I think I'll take an advil now.. get the party started a little early. I've got first graders and they are running around like little firecrackers on speed. Oh, and tomorrow's our field trip to the swimming party at the YMCA. 80 first graders, 4 teachers. Shouldn't be bad at all.

My son is a senior. Let me just go ahead and give...

2010-05-19T12:44:17.604-07:00

My son is a senior. Let me just go ahead and give you a collective apology from me and all the other senior parents out there.

We're sorry. So very. very. sorry.

Bless you and good luck. Also, I'm so glad yo...

2010-05-19T12:39:57.970-07:00

Bless you and good luck.

Also, I'm so glad you are a teacher because it means I don't have to be. Which means I don't have to fear the future because I can't see what's coming.

And also...oh god, he bit the head off a cock roach? All my skin slithered away when I read that. He'll probably be president some day.

My husband came home last night from his high scho...

2010-05-19T08:47:58.785-07:00

My husband came home last night from his high school (teacher, not student) and said "the tide is turning ugly."

Then he just cried.

Man, if it were up to your sadistic little student...

2010-05-19T07:05:39.480-07:00

Man, if it were up to your sadistic little students, I would've rotted away on "The Dirt" island or whatever years ago. Just let them live alone in a downtown apartment with no parking lot after coming home from a 14-hour shift and not be able to find a parking space within two miles of your building before they change THAT utopian law and start parking in the fire lane, too, thankyouverymuch.

We wait patiently on, because the reward is infini...

2010-05-19T06:51:43.727-07:00

We wait patiently on, because the reward is infinitely gratifying.

That was almost poetic, huh?

(*scrapes cheetos dust out from under his fingernail, goes back to watching "Mama's Family"*)

I hope you gave Jeremy a D for disgusting fucker. ...

2010-05-19T06:32:04.690-07:00

I hope you gave Jeremy a D for disgusting fucker. Ugh.

Cheers to your almost there break, Vic! Heads up! Margaritas at the ready.

At this point, just throw the papers into the recy...

2010-05-19T03:16:28.869-07:00

At this point, just throw the papers into the recycling bin......

I feel your pain, Vic. Heh. I felt your pain. Fel...

2010-05-19T01:16:20.595-07:00

I feel your pain, Vic.

Heh. I felt your pain. Felt it good.

Er . . .

I love that you wrote yourself a letter. I should...

2010-05-18T23:09:42.357-07:00

I love that you wrote yourself a letter. I should write myself too. Sometimes I miss me.

Oh no, so the next generation are a bunch of moron...

2010-05-18T22:27:55.904-07:00

Oh no, so the next generation are a bunch of morons with Cottage Cheese IQ?
So glad I'm not a teacher...

Oh, so sad, and I have no trouble believing any of...

2010-05-18T21:02:19.458-07:00

Oh, so sad, and I have no trouble believing any of it. Thank you for being a teacher...I hope at least a few of your students are rewarding to teach!

I bet Jeremy the human forearm could give you a ni...

2010-05-18T21:02:05.010-07:00

I bet Jeremy the human forearm could give you a nice chimp hug. Maybe stick some Velcro on his palms, because then you're hands free, to drive or text or...apply anal gel or whatever...aaaannd this took a weird turn.

It's sad but true, they're all just morons...

2010-05-18T20:54:49.328-07:00

It's sad but true, they're all just morons.

Can't wait for the ibuprofen and margarita lac...

2010-05-18T20:29:51.559-07:00

Can't wait for the ibuprofen and margarita laced blogland dreams of Vic.

Wait, is that bad for your liver to do ibuprofen and alcohol at once? Better just skip to oxycontin and margaritas.