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This totally made me L O L. Yes. I used the forbid...

2010-04-16T05:46:15.584-07:00

This totally made me L O L. Yes. I used the forbidden internet lingo.

I've always wanted to smash a bunch of plates. I think it would be therapeutic. Or addictive...and then we'd have no dishes in the house at all and have to eat out of plastic bowls with Dora's face on them. Meh.

I want a prison issue grey dress. I have a cotton one that I wear with black leggings. Its super comfortable, but an overwhelming amount of people think it looks like a sack. Or a nightgown. Damn.

I think you just may be doing a disservice to Pter...

2010-04-14T22:16:57.587-07:00

I think you just may be doing a disservice to Pterodactyls here, Vic! So much funny stuff I think I may have to lay down now. Great post!

I'm surprised there was a bag of trail mix on ...

2010-04-14T19:17:02.843-07:00

I'm surprised there was a bag of trail mix on her desk, I envision donuts with grey poupon spread over them or some other weird mix of food. Bananas with [insert hot sauce name here], stuff like that.
I am going to have to watch this DWTS show and see this pterodactyl. That sounds good for a laugh.

Last year I got to be the potty-break teacher duri...

2010-04-14T18:52:31.290-07:00

Last year I got to be the potty-break teacher during testing because I have seniors, too. This year, though, I get to be one of the ones babysitting the seniors in the gym. (Seniors have senior meetings and grad prep sorts of things going on during testing.) I'm not sure which duty is the better duty, but being cooped up in the gym with five hundred or so seniors for three hours a day or so doesn't sound like a picnic.

Hi! I gave you an award on my blog!

2010-04-13T19:08:59.785-07:00

Hi! I gave you an award on my blog!

Don't forget to buy Band-Aids.

2010-04-11T05:03:44.425-07:00

Don't forget to buy Band-Aids.

I was able to dig a giant crusty booger out of my ...

2010-04-09T04:52:53.491-07:00

I was able to dig a giant crusty booger out of my son's nose last night with a pair of tweezers without vomiting.

I think that counts as a gift.

I eat trail mix. I rock a pink polka dotted pajama...

2010-04-08T16:57:20.640-07:00

I eat trail mix. I rock a pink polka dotted pajama uniform. And pray no one rings the doorbell. (I can make Sparkle answer it if I have to) These are my talents.

Vic! You've still got it....hope it's not ...

2010-04-08T00:24:40.875-07:00

Vic! You've still got it....hope it's not contagious.

word verification:
"enticast"??? The next Comcast? Otherwise, I got nothin'.

Rehab wear...now there's a thought. Or, how ab...

2010-04-07T20:03:14.328-07:00

Rehab wear...now there's a thought.
Or, how about garage garb.

Oh yeah, and pick up some bandaids while you're out modeling on campus.

That stupid teacher and her hidden insult. If you ...

2010-04-07T12:59:35.874-07:00

That stupid teacher and her hidden insult. If you had punched her in the mouth, that would have put red polka dots all over your dress. Maybe she would have liked that better.

I might not be ready to come back to the bloggy world just yet. Still got some anger issues to work out.

my uniform recently has been either a t-shirt with...

2010-04-07T09:55:25.710-07:00

my uniform recently has been either a t-shirt with black jeans or a t-shirt with black skirt. No imagination here.

My talent is looking busy, and being believable wh...

2010-04-07T08:29:31.025-07:00

My talent is looking busy, and being believable when asked about how busy I've been.

I'm LOLing over here in my cubicle, Vic! a pt...

2010-04-07T07:40:46.122-07:00

I'm LOLing over here in my cubicle, Vic!

a pterodactyl in a ball gown
excessive plate ownership.

I wish I'd said these things. And I still might, giving you (sotto voce) credit, of course.

:-)

Pearl

My talent is to break plates in a Greek kinda-way ...

2010-04-07T00:28:54.184-07:00

My talent is to break plates in a Greek kinda-way ...:-)
Seriously, we are plate stashers too and lately some of them showed cracks (due to warm up pancakes 1014511 times in my microwave ... ) (I know, I'm not a kitchen-princess ... don't kill me) and I was afraid one morning half a plate + pancake would fall on my toes ! Ouch !
...
So I'm buying 2 new plates every week after smashing 2 old plates p/ week. Nice ones, with lovely designs and colours ...
Did you get those band-aids yet ?
...
And eeuhhm, I'd love to see a pic of you showing off that uniform !! :-)

I think I will start wrapping my head in bubble wr...

2010-04-06T19:43:36.920-07:00

I think I will start wrapping my head in bubble wrap, since I tend to accidentally give myself a mild concussion at least 3 times a week.

Possibly on the same door frame, cabinet door, and bathroom counter each time.

Maybe in the house I may have been living in for 5 years.

I need to employ someone just like you on an every...

2010-04-06T18:54:04.231-07:00

I need to employ someone just like you on an everyday basis. I could really use a pee break fill-in. For example, I was watching a TV show yesterday and had to go pee. If you had been there I would have had someone there to tell me what happened while I was gone.

(And don't feel bad about your wonky balance. I have fallen off of perfectly still breakfast bar stools before — completely sober.)

Miss Y!! We crossed in the comments! You and me- ...

2010-04-06T18:37:01.977-07:00

Miss Y!!
We crossed in the comments! You and me- twinsies forever. Do you look as awesome in cement gray as I do?? I know you do.

Stupid job. :)

Libby, I have that same invisible eating rule- it...

2010-04-06T18:35:22.866-07:00

Libby,
I have that same invisible eating rule- it has served me well, except for the part about the love handles, which the uniform is excellent at hiding.

mad woman,
I'm so unhip I actually google Prada to make sure Prada made something besides handbags. I wasn't sure. Maybe your readers are just shy. Stoned?

Ed,
Stolen trail mix tastes the sweetest. I want a pee patrol badge now.

Steamy,
Joan Jett is cutting edge now that Raccoon-Eyes is playing her. You are my fashion idol. I am more of a fashion idle.

steelxmagnolia,
Damn, THAT's where my sweater went! I went through a million of them this morning, and ended up with this funky polka-dot thing.
Luckily I like you, so you can keep it. (That's just egg-salad on it, by the way.)

Kurt,
I'm sending a box full of whimsical slippers to Iraq right away. They're awesome in sand. Go World Peace!

Wow TWA,
Did you ask her where they kept the velvet paintings? Your comment made me laugh out loud. Wanna borrow my uniform?

Kate,
Cadbury eggs and jawbreakers are chock full of...riboflavin. Just trust me on this. So healthy.

mjenks,
You are such a servant. Porcelain or metal?

Tony,
We're in a budget crunch now. The kids get a long warm drink of drinking-fountain water, and that's all. Sometimes a little extra protein if there are gnats around.

I'm getting Batman bandaids. Unless they make Sayid bandaids? I love that stoic little man.

Mandy,
Elastic is your friend and mine. Or caftans. Which is a weird word. Caftan.
Congratulations on the heels, but be careful about that extra pitch forward.

Eric,
I wore it for them. All of them.
It was a sexy Dallas uniform, without the shoulder pads.

Jules,
Told ya. Monster bladders. Doctors know if you're a teacher just by the amount of bladder control you have. It's a fact.

What am I forgetting again?

Lana,
That's my weekend uniform. I like to blend.

Blissed-Out,
Thanks for getting my back! I would be more mad except she's the teacher everyone hates because she's always like that.

Fragrant,
I KNEW you'd pick up on that!! I almost changed that sentence, and then I thought, no, that one's for FL--
It's a lovely picture though,you have to admit.

Linlah,
I'm writing it up for next semester now. You have a gift too!

That damn employment thing...always getting in the...

2010-04-06T18:24:20.545-07:00

That damn employment thing...always getting in the way of blogging and stuff.

I am totally buying a Vic uniform this weekend, so we can be twinsies from another mother. Or something like that.

Lance Armstrong and Kate Gosslin should be on the ...

2010-04-06T16:39:40.031-07:00

Lance Armstrong and Kate Gosslin should be on the same syllabus they're great tools for learning.

"I’m assigned four teachers to relieve" ...

2010-04-06T16:28:02.222-07:00

"I’m assigned four teachers to relieve"

Wha-wha-WHAT?

Listen. I'm totally into team work, but let these people relieve themselves, won't you? I don't want you getting your hands dirty.

Oh, I love your UNIFORM? So are you going to wear ...

2010-04-06T16:12:28.334-07:00

Oh, I love your UNIFORM? So are you going to wear it every day? Or maybe get it in lots of different colors? Are you doing a slow burn? Waiting for her to wear something about which you can make the same kind of remark? Hmm, I seem to be spoiling for a fight, on your behalf!

Sorry about all those plates!

i'd totally buy your line of inmate chic unifo...

2010-04-06T16:09:45.666-07:00

i'd totally buy your line of inmate chic uniforms. i was at target yesterday and saw three other women wearing my current uniform of dirty jeans and grey tshirt i had on.

Oh. False Alarm. You're out of Band Aids.

2010-04-06T14:39:00.348-07:00

Oh. False Alarm.

You're out of Band Aids.