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Hey Vic, I haven't heard from you in a while. ...

2010-10-04T21:05:18.316-07:00

Hey Vic, I haven't heard from you in a while. And you're not the only one. It seems like our blogger buddies are "dropping like flies". I sort of miss our bad-girl group. I think my cynicism is driving my followers away, but I just can't help my dry humor. I miss:
Girl Interrupted
The Peach Tart
Lulu's Sandbox
Prunella de Ville
Phat Mama
Hope I'm not leaving anyone out.

Personally I think the fact that anyone even tries...

2010-09-28T21:47:22.823-07:00

Personally I think the fact that anyone even tries to sell vitamins that are not gummi is an affront to the consumer.

Hellooooo, anybody home? I miss you Vic, it's ...

2010-09-16T21:55:08.781-07:00

Hellooooo, anybody home?
I miss you Vic, it's not the same without your funny stories. Please come back to us. xo d

Whoo-hoo (doing a little happy dance), I'm goi...

2010-09-13T15:36:30.623-07:00

Whoo-hoo (doing a little happy dance), I'm going on vacation with a total stranger who humours (and even offers stuff to) Kamikaze neighbourhood kids.. AND to their eerie stalkers. Can life get any better? I think not.

(Running off to pack my snorkels and big girl's pants..)

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2010-09-05T09:07:03.504-07:00

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You know, I heard that Clifford(the canine Godzill...

2010-08-30T12:47:07.921-07:00

You know, I heard that Clifford(the canine Godzilla, as he is known in some remote parts of my brain) was created by feeding a puppy vitamins and cherry kool-aid.

And pictures of a trip are always cool. Just don't take any action shots while in the car. I tend to get motion sickness. I may have thrown up a few times after seeing the Transformers movie trailer.

Still can't tell if it was because of the action, or poor character designs though.

So very admirable. I am too. I have started eating...

2010-08-06T20:33:45.639-07:00

So very admirable. I am too. I have started eating the "funnel cake" sticks at Burger King. They're super healthy cuz they're not real funnel cake, and I never eat the entire mini vat of frosting. Gah, of course not!
He's the guy that stalked Bjork. Everyone knows that. No, I didn't have to google "Bjork stalker" to find his name and before that google "swan dress lady" to remember her name. Shut up.

Healthy? Okay, for you it's interesting, for m...

2010-08-03T18:05:48.867-07:00

Healthy? Okay, for you it's interesting, for me it's more like out of reach...

I will miss you but look forward to all the fun we...

2010-07-30T12:52:48.063-07:00

I will miss you but look forward to all the fun we'll have on vacation!
Pearl

I like the part where I thought a child was hurt. ...

2010-07-12T08:10:28.678-07:00

I like the part where I thought a child was hurt. That's probably a healthy reaction though, right? RIGHT???

First off- Whether baked or not, cheetos have a sm...

2010-07-11T08:22:12.017-07:00

First off- Whether baked or not, cheetos have a smidgen of cheese in them, which is a dairy product. So you are getting your dairy for the day.

Second off- as one of the others suggested- adult gummi vitamins. I have never taken my vitamins UNTIL I found out they had gummi ones. Sometimes I eat more than the allotted two per day- I think I must be more healthy because of that.

Lord Voldemort on a Schwinn. Freaking hilarious.

2010-07-06T07:00:35.521-07:00

Lord Voldemort on a Schwinn. Freaking hilarious.

Ooh, I'm looking forward to our hol! I'm g...

2010-07-04T01:38:34.844-07:00

Ooh, I'm looking forward to our hol! I'm going to bring my new travel snack, which is essentially a bag of Cheetos with a cheese slice dropped in it, then microwaved for one minute and resealed, ready for opening in the hot, hot car later on.

I'll bring lots cos everyone will want some!

Yay for getting in shape via the baked cheetos and...

2010-07-03T08:14:46.090-07:00

Yay for getting in shape via the baked cheetos and frozen yogurt diet! Sounds right up my alley.

I had a bike like that when we lived in Key West. A "conch cruiser," as they like to say. It was awesome. Except it weighed about a million pounds.

I can't wait to hear all about your trip! I hope there will lots of healthy things. Like cookies.

They make baked cheetos? weird- and when I say we...

2010-06-30T19:07:48.649-07:00

They make baked cheetos? weird- and when I say weird I mean I'm going to have to go get some.

Baked chips of any kind are an abomination to the ...

2010-06-30T18:25:57.573-07:00

Baked chips of any kind are an abomination to the gods. Yep, all the gods.

You write better than anyone I know. That said, Li...

2010-06-30T16:13:57.459-07:00

You write better than anyone I know.
That said, Little Lord Voldemort on a Schwinn probably doesn't even know his last name, if anyone would care to ask him. I knew a kid like that once. He actually grew up to be a really nice guy, in spite of being a horribly neglected boy. What? I am NOT being mean to you.
Glad to hear that you're getting all healthy and sh*t.

Let's go!!! I bought us all matching fanny pac...

2010-06-30T13:32:54.310-07:00

Let's go!!! I bought us all matching fanny packs! And belt clips for our water bottles! EXCITE!!!!!!

(Thanks so much for the sidebar pimpage, lady friend. U + me = us!)

Wait. I don't think that came out right.

I hate math.

Well it's about damn time! And, if I may add,...

2010-06-30T11:00:16.715-07:00

Well it's about damn time!

And, if I may add, WHEEEEEEE! I can't wait for our little vacation!

Pearl

1. Love the new look. 2. So if I eat BAKED Cheeto...

2010-06-30T10:18:54.762-07:00

1. Love the new look.

2. So if I eat BAKED Cheetos instead of a salad, I'll lose weight?

3. Where do you live? You have weirdo white painting things neighbor and stalker kid. WTF? I need to stay far, far away.

Does stalker boy shout anything that sounds like &...

2010-06-30T10:15:09.881-07:00

Does stalker boy shout anything that sounds like 'I want my two dollars!!' ?

Dying. "Don’t feel sorry for him. He’s like...

2010-06-30T08:41:31.481-07:00

Dying.

"Don’t feel sorry for him. He’s like a shrunken Lord Voldemort on a Schwinn."

The mental image of this scene is too much for me this early.

I once rode 20 hours on the humpy part in the midd...

2010-06-30T07:26:45.690-07:00

I once rode 20 hours on the humpy part in the middle because my grown husband and his grown sister STILL cannot sit together without attempted murder and mayhem ensuing.

So you have that to look forward to.

The solution to your vitamin crisis? ADULT GUMMY ...

2010-06-30T06:41:05.374-07:00

The solution to your vitamin crisis?

ADULT GUMMY VITAMINS.

I shit you not, they are real. They have them in jumbo jars at Walgreens (sometimes two for the price of one!) - I've been using them for six months or so and they're awesome.

Amen to the baked Cheetos things. If only they could make the baked Doritos not take like ass, I would have no need for real chips ever again.

I'm only coming along if I'm allowed to as...

2010-06-30T05:13:32.503-07:00

I'm only coming along if I'm allowed to ask "Are we there yet?" every 4.3 miles and tell you that I need the loo when we're exactly equidistant between rest-stops.