Comments on What Were You Thinking?: Possum Tarts, Your Time Has Come.

You have hit on a GOLDEN idea: Anything deep fried...

2011-01-07T21:34:58.425-08:00

You have hit on a GOLDEN idea: Anything deep fried tastes good. Deep fried balls. Best of both worlds.

I read somewhere that peanut butter pairs nicely w...

2011-01-05T14:43:38.629-08:00

I read somewhere that peanut butter pairs nicely with possum.

Mmmmm, peanut butter Andy....

We don't get possums over here, so I wonder if...

2011-01-04T15:03:17.705-08:00

We don't get possums over here, so I wonder if I could substitute hedgehog for whatever recipe it is you eventually come up with.

Toothpick . . ?

Possum... hmmm... Kingdom... Hey, maybe that ba...

2011-01-03T20:18:21.336-08:00

Possum... hmmm... Kingdom...

Hey, maybe that band 'The Toadies' was singing something dirty? Awww.

'Some folks won't eat a skunk then again, some folk 'll. Like Cletus, the slack jawed yokel!'
- from the Simpsons

'D'oh'
- ibid

I'm so glad I'm a vegetarian right now.

2011-01-03T14:22:36.480-08:00

I'm so glad I'm a vegetarian right now.

You cannot leave comments about favorite books wit...

2011-01-03T14:15:06.763-08:00

You cannot leave comments about favorite books without actually saying what they are! It is cheating! You must come back and TELL ME. This is how I discover new things.

The best thing about eating possum is flossing bet...

2011-01-03T11:21:28.053-08:00

The best thing about eating possum is flossing between your 3 remaining teeth with the tail!

I'm sorry. Well, that's a lie. I'm a v...

2011-01-03T10:14:36.348-08:00

I'm sorry. Well, that's a lie. I'm a vegetarian. Thankfully. As of 4 weeks ago. See, I watched a gruesome slaughterhouse video, and though I don't recall any possums being held up and throat-slashed, I'm sure their Paul McCartney video is on the horizon -- hopefully not directed by Vic. So I'll pass on the possum tart, this time. And I'll think of you while I'm eating my tofu tart with quinoa.

And now for your pleasure, please repeat tofu tart as fast as you can ten times. You'll LOVE how fun it is.

Mmmmm... possum tarts! I'm a little concerned...

2011-01-03T08:27:47.492-08:00

Mmmmm... possum tarts! I'm a little concerned, though, about the student who wants a three-way batter covered encounter with god...

Possum is hard to cook. You can never really tell ...

2011-01-03T07:59:12.660-08:00

Possum is hard to cook. You can never really tell when its done or just faking done.

We have a possum that appears to live in our yard,...

2011-01-03T06:29:25.477-08:00

We have a possum that appears to live in our yard, but her name is Dammit That Evil Hell Creature is Back and She Brought Minions. If you want to make a Monte Christo out of her (and her minions), I don't think there would be a moral issue with that.

You are funny!

2011-01-02T16:18:46.812-08:00

You are funny!

My brother gave my son a hammer so manly that all ...

2011-01-02T13:05:47.826-08:00

My brother gave my son a hammer so manly that all other hammers put on lipstick and try to look pretty for it.

Pass the Possum Tarts, Fancy Internet Lady.