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I have a battery operated angel doll that sings Wh...

2011-02-14T02:59:57.218-08:00

I have a battery operated angel doll that sings Whitney Houston somgs if you like? that was my last impulse buy. I made a nice grusome film with it. i think you are very wise to buy farm animals. They could be useful.

I took "My barn needs a litter of piglets&quo...

2011-01-16T20:56:19.068-08:00

I took "My barn needs a litter of piglets" to mean something dirty and then I was winking and looking around and then I remembered I was alone and not even sure what "My barn needs a litter of piglets" might mean other then maybe I need to get back to the therapist soon.

He didn't, but I remember seeing flowers along...

2011-01-14T06:35:53.908-08:00

He didn't, but I remember seeing flowers along the receptionist's desk indicating that patients send THEM flowers on top of the thousands of dollars.

I really need to be a dentist.

Also, my oral surgeon looked like that plastic surgeon on extreme makeover... the one who might be 30, but might be 70 and might be made of plasticine. Might be Brad Pitt, might be Mickey Rourke. You can't tell.

Or I was high. One of those things.

So...flowers? What? I have this friend who is the...

2011-01-12T16:46:45.327-08:00

So...flowers? What?

I have this friend who is the best at impersonating a cat throwing up. It never fails to crack me up!

FLOWERS??? Jesus Christ. Did your husband check hi...

2011-01-12T16:06:16.829-08:00

FLOWERS??? Jesus Christ. Did your husband check his nono hole for signs of, um, impaction?

I'm planning a replay of The Month of No Spend...

2011-01-12T12:10:28.553-08:00

I'm planning a replay of The Month of No Spending for February. Cover your ears, there will be screeching. You could join me and make the torture bi-coastal. Except I'm in the midwest, but if you're in the south it could work. Bi-unprotected border-al.

Also, yay for your domain name. That's kick-ass.

Jeremiah has a huge man crush on his dentist! Aft...

2011-01-12T06:46:21.829-08:00

Jeremiah has a huge man crush on his dentist!

After his last appt. he actually called friends and advised them to start seeing his new bestie instead of their usual dentists.

It was strange. It only lasted a day or two though. Now he can't even remember the dentist by name.

I will add homo erotic creepiness to my list of wh...

2011-01-11T21:51:31.553-08:00

I will add homo erotic creepiness to my list of why I hate dentists.

@gaston--it's good to see you! @venom--hmm. ...

2011-01-11T21:00:21.046-08:00

@gaston--it's good to see you!

@venom--hmm. That sounded so professional the way you outlined that - I think we could do seminars...after I field test the technique, of course.

@chelle--did the surgeon send you flowers?

@steamy - we definitely should, but it'll have to be quick, before all the farm animals get chewed. Already the lamb has teeth marks in it.
Does the sandwich have a handle? I'm going to have to go look again.

@MissY--I never thought about the litter box! Is it food safe? For animals that lick their butts?
Go to Target right now before the barns are gone!

@Blissed - he loves the little blue pills...

@megs- I'm dying to know their voodoo secrets -- I'm not sure what you have do to get the good stuff, but I'm willing to bet if I were the patient, I wouldn't get the propofol. *pout*

@Libby- What happens in surgery, STAYs in surgery..

@eric -- you are allowed to remove the 'o's from any word you like here. It is a spelling-nazi free zone. (I'm working on the pun right now..so far I got nothin.)

@You'reLUcky --- Hey! Nice to have you here! (I liked your pictures on your blog!)
I never had the fluorescent light/poop issue, but I've seen enough people dash into the Target restroom that I think you're friend is on to something.

@Ed -- what can I say? I'm a romantic. (And clearly you have no concept of just how incredible a barn YOU CAN CARRY WITH YOU is.)
Also, you made me laugh.

I'm sure my husband sees

Nothing says love like pimping out your husband fo...

2011-01-11T19:24:40.907-08:00

Nothing says love like pimping out your husband for farm animals.

i worked in a dental office for 2.5 years. i'...

2011-01-11T12:35:54.663-08:00

i worked in a dental office for 2.5 years. i'm going to go out on a limb* and say all oral surgeons are cuckoo.

also, target definitely has some crazy black magic going on. everytime my bff goes in there, she has to make a poop, stat. her theory: it's in the fluorescent lighting.

*not really going out on a limb

Oops, 'too' early...

2011-01-11T04:17:26.597-08:00

Oops, 'too' early...

With the barn purse and the oral surgeon, I'm ...

2011-01-11T04:16:57.680-08:00

With the barn purse and the oral surgeon, I'm sure there is a pun in there somewhere for 'looking a gift horse in the mouth', but it's to early and decaffeinated to figure it out.

Oh, dear god. That's what he meant by "bi...

2011-01-10T19:15:34.193-08:00

Oh, dear god. That's what he meant by "biggest implant"?

Well, as long as no one remembers it...

I firmly believe Target practices some sort of bla...

2011-01-10T17:40:31.271-08:00

I firmly believe Target practices some sort of black magic that makes it seem imperative to spend a minimum of $50 inside their stores, even when I only needed toilet paper. I have been unsuccesful in obtaining proof of this theory.

Also, you have to earn propofol? Send tips. Also, also I'm very frightened of your oral surgeon.

Sounds like the oral surgeon tried a favorite drug...

2011-01-10T15:14:06.622-08:00

Sounds like the oral surgeon tried a favorite drug of his own.

My life will not be complete until I buy one of th...

2011-01-10T11:23:01.920-08:00

My life will not be complete until I buy one of those barn purses.

p.s. My cats did the same thing with their food bag, so I washed out one of those giant Tidy Cats litter boxes and use that. It keeps them out and gives me hours of entertainment watching them try to open it. Ha! No opposable thumbs, jerks!

We should get your barn purse together with my pea...

2011-01-10T09:57:18.113-08:00

We should get your barn purse together with my peanut butter and jelly sandwich purse, for a play date. I DON'T LIKE A SANDWICH!! *throws purse down on the floor*

Hilarious! I saw an oral surgeon last year. The ...

2011-01-10T09:43:42.068-08:00

Hilarious!

I saw an oral surgeon last year. The drugs were so wonderful that I'm thinking of ripping out some of my back teeth so that I can revisit.

Slip the Big Guy a rufie, and tell the Dr. that he...

2011-01-10T07:00:54.272-08:00

Slip the Big Guy a rufie, and tell the Dr. that he really needs to check him out THOROUGHLY, and that you'll be gone for an HOUR.
Looking right at the dr., take something, maybe one of those models of the inside of a tooth and put it into your barn purse, patting it as you close the catch. Then say, "You've got him for an hour - don't leave marks."

This could be the start of something profitable.

Oh my goodness... ROFLMAO... you're back, for ...

2011-01-10T05:27:25.142-08:00

Oh my goodness... ROFLMAO... you're back, for sure!