about me

I took this picture.  It bothers me that you can't tell how big the bubble is, so I will tell you that the bubble was pretty big.  Like, the size of a pony big.  Okay, maybe just the head of a pony, but you get the idea.

This is no insignificant bubble, is what I'm saying.

Other than that, there's only a little bit to know about me.




I  reproduced a couple of times, and a man with an ill-advised beard also lives in our house.
There are some animals. One of them has been briefly on fire.

Sometimes, by day, I earn some money by gently torturing 17 year- olds.  It's my way of giving back to the world.

Once, when I was six, I wet my pants while playing Red Rover, Red Rover during activity time.
No one called me over.

I'm feeling pretty close to you now.  I think you feel it too.



2 comments:

lisleman said...

this is the best "about" page I've read.

Vanilla north said...

There are some animals. One of them has been briefly on fire.

Uff! thank God... l though that only happened in my dysfunctional family LOL